He said girlfriend. My heart just exploded and is now rooted at the bottom of my stomach.
(via make-em-laugh)
My only response right now is something like: Aaaaagh. Someone’s frigging lucky. Sigh. Etcetera.
Uh-oh. Is this regarding Seth’s interview on Letterman? I don’t want to regress to my 15 year old self in public but :((((((((
He talked about his girlfriend the entire time he was on. Listening to that was the lowest point of my day (Am I being dramatic?)
My question was answered
Up until the age of 8ish the one question I seeked the answer to most was, “What does Santa Clause do during the summer?” Well I soon learned the answer to that. Most recently the question I’ve yearned to learn the answer to is “Why doesn’t the Cash Cab guy get road rage?” I mean I’ve been in a car in New York City before and it is vertually impossible to not honk your horn or get honked at or stop short or just flat out yell in disdain because of traffic. But he drives along as if he were picking the kids up from soccer practice on a quiet Monday afternoon in the suburbs. Well I attended Mr. Ben Bailey’s stand up routine and learned why this is. On a side note I strongly do not recommend attending his show. It was only worth the eight dollors because now I can tell people, “Yea I’ve seen the guy from Cash Cab.” He was not funny in any shape or form. He stood up there and said things like, “Yea I’ve got a house in the wilderness, for those of you who don’t know the wilderness is occupied by animals.” Insert the crowd chuckling. While I sit in silence, dumbfounded that a statement like that could get the slightest reaction, but it did. Then Ben Bailey went on to make bird noises for twently minutes. He “told jokes” for a good hour. I don’t see how he could not have an hours worth of material from his experiences in driving the cash cab but alas he only told one story. And that story pertained him getting invlolved in a little roadrage incounter on the streets of New York City. Yes my friends, Cash Cab guy experienced typical New York City roadrage, the Discovery Channel just edits it out! Of coarse, editing! I feel a little but more complete now that I know this.
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Why He’s Hot:
- He’s smart, he knows his politics, and he’s not afraid to state his opinion. For years we’ve watched him obliterate nonsensical conservative hogwash behind that desk on The Daily Show. Holy fuck is that a turn on, and I’m sure that desk is sturdy enough to hold more than paper and a pen.
- His salt and pepper hair. As long as we’ve known him he’s had those sexy flecks of gray throughout his hair and there’s something sophisticated and really fucking hot about it. And paired with those big, expressive blue-grey eyes? Umph.
- He’s hilarious, and you already know it, so elaborating isn’t even necessary is it?
- He’s got some damn good genes. Who wouldn’t want to make beautiful babies with that man? Or at least practice. And practice and practice and practice…
- He can be quite the sexy tease. Now tell me you don’t want a little of that right there. LIAR!!
yes yes yes
Green Room at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre.
(Note the Jack McBrayer over there!)
(Note the beer can he’s hiding)
Bob Dylan and Suze Rotolo
This commercial is by the far my favorite commercial. It never gets old. I have already bloged about how I like the song so much, but that’s not why this is my favorite commercial. The guy is walking through different eras of time and everyone is dancing and smiling and having a good time and then it makes me think of all the times I’ve gone out and had a good time and it gets me excited to go out again and have a good time. In genreal this commercial just makes me… happy : )
“ These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Seinfeld
